THEATRE PREVIEW
“FORBIDEN HOLLYWOOD” BY GERARD ALESSANDRINI AT THEATRE IN OLD TOWN
Published in KPBS On Air Magazine February
1995
"The meaner, the funnier," said Stephen Sondheim. And Gerard Alessandrini often complied. The writer/director has spent the last 13
years spoofing Broadway musicals in his award-winning creation, “Forbidden
Broadway”. Now he's turning his jaded
eye Westward, for “Forbidden Hollywood”, which has its world premiere at the
Theatre in Old Town (previews begin January 20; opening date still not set).
It all started many years ago, when young Gerard and his friends
would write and perform lampoons of films, TV and stage musicals. By the time he got to the Boston
Conservatory of Music, where he studied musical theater performance, he was
creating a good deal of the inspired satire that has become his trademark, with
productions of “Forbidden Broadway” (actually, the best of the last decade of
the constantly-updated show) having traveled around the U.S., Australia,
England, and Japan.
He's pleasantly surprised that “Forbidden Broadway” has lasted
this long. It's become a virtual
cottage industry, what with T-shirts, CDs and multiple touring and regional
productions. Alessandrini also created
“Masterpiece Cabaret”, which parodies great works of literature. Following the "If it ain't
broke..." philosophy, “Forbidden Hollywood” will be, as Alessandrini puts
it, "in the same vein" (i.e., jugular) as “Forbidden Broadway”. "This is new ground," says the
irreverent satirist. "But it's
very refreshing."
Alessandrini used to write material for himself, when he first
appeared in “Forbidden Broadway”, but his specialties -- Richard Burton, Robert
Preston, Yul Brynner -- "are no longer pertinent." Now he doesn't perform much, but he directs
almost all the productions; he may fill in for an actor/singer once in a while,
and he lent his voice to the off-camera film choruses of "Aladdin"
and "Pocahontas." He has a stable of about 25 actor/singer chameleons
who've participated in various “FB” productions, and they'll be featured in the
new piece as well. In casting
“Forbidden Hollywood”, he selected the two talented women and the pianist (Brad
Ellis, with whom Alessandrini is also working on a book musical) that San Diego
audiences raved about in “FB” last fall.
For this show, prepare yourself for ultra-clever spoofs of some of
your film favorites, old and new, cast in a musical light: Biblical flicks, "The Wizard of
Oz," Meryl Streep, Madonna, Robert DeNiro, Julie Andrews, Marlon Brando
and the merry new three-pronged studio-head (Spielberg, Katzenberg and
Geffen). "It's kind of like
"That's Entertainment," explains Alessandrini, "a Laugh-a-rama with
its claws out." He isn't giving
away much, but he did mention a Mel Gibson sendup, "Lethal
Hamlet." And a Francis Ford
Coppola number, "I'll Blow the Budget at Paramount," sung to the tune
of "I'll Build a Stairway to Paradise."
On the phone from his home-base in New York, Alessandrini sounds
surprisingly mellow, not fast-talking, quippy or sharp-tongued. "People say I'm more vicious when I
write," he says, "but I think I'm pretty bad around the house,
too.... To me, it always seems I'm doing what I do with a great amount of
affection... I wouldn't do anything that's harsh or villainous without being
funny, and in good taste... I'm not like 'Comedy Central.'"
Some are quite satisfied with the sarcasm just the way he serves
it. Sondheim, for instance (see
above). And Carol Channing, who's
become the mascot of “Forbidden Broadway”, and has asked that she never be
taken out of the show. "There have
never been any repercussions," says Alessandrini. "At least, no one was offended in
public. Being spoofed only means you're
successful and well known." And
that's good press for any artist.
This production is also, of course, good press for the Theatre in
Old Town, which has done nothing but increase its profile and professionalism
in the three years since SDSU's Musical Theatre director, Paula Kalustian, took
the helm. Last May, Kalustian and
partner Jill Anthony incorporated and went for-profit, as Miracle Theatre
Productions. They have a new lease on
the theater (which is owned by the State of California). Their first for-profit venture was
“Forbidden Broadway”, directed by Alessandrini, and it was a held-over smash
which ran for 15 weeks.
"We want to be known as the off-Broadway musical theater of
San Diego," says Kalustian, "doing 3-5 small shows a year,
commercial, off-the-beaten-track, irreverent work, with open-ended runs. Kind of like Lincoln Center, with
memberships rather than subscriptions."
Kalustian is pleased with the new arrangement, and so is Alessandrini.
"The Theater in Old Town is ideal," he says. "A medium-sized theater with good
sight-lines and acoustics. A very
organized, well-run operation. Small
but well handled, giving real hands-on treatment." Everyone anticipates an L.A. opening of
“Forbidden Hollywood” in the Spring, probably coinciding with the Academy
Awards ceremony. Following its
"out-of-town tryout" here, the show will probably work its way to New
York eventually. In the meantime, San
Diego gets first dibs. And first laugh
rights.
©1995 Patté Productions Inc.