THEATRE REVIEW:
“GILLIGAN'S ISLAND: THE MUSICAL” at the Theatre in Old Town
KPBS AIRDATE: June 8, 1994
The SS Minnow, destined
to be shipwrecked on Gilligan's Island, was launched in San Diego. Did you know that? Well, okay, the musical version of the SS Minnow. The
Theatre in Old Town is floating the West coast premiere of "Gilligan's
Island: The Musical," a newly revised
edition of an earlier workshop production that is off-Broadway-bound.
Surely you know
about Gilligan's Island: The Television Sitcom. It's a cult TV classic, a flimsy series that only ran for two
seasons beginning 1964 and has become the most frequently rerun show in
syndication history. Why? Who knows.
Sherwood Schwartz, the original writer, who also penned the new musical,
says it's because "we all harbor the optimistic hope that people of all
kinds can somehow learn to get along:
rich people, poor people, glamorous people, plain people, intellectual
people, simple people, strong people, weak people: people who would never even meet under ordinary
circumstances."
Schwartz
embodies all those different people in seven dippy but enduring castaways: Gilligan, the Skipper, too, the Millionaire
and his wife, the Movie Star, the Professor... and Mary Ann. Yeah, you remember it all from the series
song, which has lived in the hearts and minds of millions -- for thirty
incredible years. Don't worry, Gilligan
aficionados: that old familiar ditty
features prominently in the new musical.
But there are 18 other numbers, composed by Laurence Juber, former lead
guitarist for Paul McCartney and Wings, and also, parenthetically, son-in-law
of Sherwood Schwartz. The lyrics were
written by his wife, Hope, daughter of the Schwartz dynasty, with uncle Lloyd
collaborating with Sherwood on book.
The music is
pleasant, sweet, derivative but hummable; the lyrics are much less
inspired. There's a variety of styles --
from country to calypso, each song highlighting the personality of those
characters you've come to know and love.
The story-line is the weakest link -- something about an alien visit to
the island foretold in hieroglyphics.
There's a cute song by that name, by the way, that would teach anyone --
even Gilligan -- to spell the cryptographic word.
If the original
"Gilligan" was fluff-stuff, then you can think of this new rendition
as bubble gum with whipped cream. It's
cloyingly sweet at times, ridiculous but somehow irresistible.
The cast is
first-rate: talented, high energy, not
total clones of the originals but looking frighteningly similar. Their songs match them perfectly, especially
the Howells' supercilious "It's Good to be Rich" and "The Professor's
Lament," which poses the musical question that has haunted viewers for
decades: "I have a Ph.D. from
MIT... 2 M.D.s with specialties... why can't I can't get seven people off an
island?"
The
production's tech work is very elaborate for Old Town, with special sound and
lighting effects, lots of foliage, and even real sand and water. Everything is done in earnest, but
thankfully, nothing is taken too too seriously.
Director Paula
Kalustian and choreographers Jill and Steve Anthony have gone all out; there's
so much movement surrounding you, you feel like you're aboard the SS
Minnow. The men dance better than the
women, but who's counting? Everyone
sings well, even if what they're singing won't stay in your mind past the final
note.
But it all works
amazingly well -- for what it is, with what you expect, for where it'll go from
here -- and all those other
disclaimers. Personally, I'm not a
sitcom fan. I don't like slapstick or
silly. And mindless musicals aren't my
thing. Truly, I had to swallow hard
during the finale, a soppy, corny thing that says "if we can live together
so can anyone." But that's me. If
you're a Gilligan devotée, if you've got disposable income, a night off from
the tube, and you want to solve that eternal preferential debate over Ginger
versus Mary Ann, have I got a show for you.
I'm Pat Launer,
for KPBS radio.
©1994 Patté Productions Inc.