THEATRE REVIEW:
“COME BLOW YOUR HORN” at
North Coast Repertory Theatre
KPBS AIRDATE: MARCH 3, 1999
Imagine the ultimate bachelor pad, circa
1961. The mere term ‘bachelor pad’
smacks of 1961. No, it doesn’t have a
lava lamp; those came later. But it
does have beanbag chairs (orange and teal, of course) and a remote clicker that
does triple-duty. It doesn’t flip TV
channels. But it dims the lights,
starts a romantic record on the hi-fi and kindles the fake-fire. Ahhh, now that’s retro. Throw in a couple of smarmy bachelor
come-ons and some zinger jokes, and relax.
You’re in the hands of the undisputed master. Neil Simon, that is, in his very first full-length comedy, “Come
Blow Your Horn,” written almost 40 years ago.
The situations are so dated, they’re uproarious. But the characters are
timeless. Take the 30 year-old man who can’t commit. Or his kid brother who idolizes him. And don’t forget the kvetchy
Jewish mother, and the explosive, disappointed father whose sons fail to live
up to his expectations.
It’s all about parental control and leaving home;
sowing oats and growing up. But don’t
look for heavy messages here. In
Simon-land, the one-liner is king.
Enjoy it for what it’s worth. The folks at North Coast Rep certainly
have.
Everyone’s obviously had a grand old time putting
this together, but the horn they’re blowing is a bit off-key. Marty Burnett’s set is a hoot, and the
interlude music is just perfect; I especially liked the mambo version of “Bei
Mir Bist Du Shein.”
But honestly, someone has to tell North Coast Rep
that Neil Simon wrote semi-autobiographical pieces about his very Jewish, New
York family. These plays are written in
dialect, for gosh sakes. There’s
only so much one can universalize. These are Jewish characters who talk New
York Jewish talk. This production might as well be taking place in
Iowa. There is only one actor onstage
who seems to be in a Neil Simon play, set on the Upper East Side of Manhattan,
and that’s Rona Gold, who is a blessedly Jewish mother. However, she’s married
to someone who seems vaguely Latino, somewhat bemused and definitely
understated, which is to say, worlds, cultures and universes away from the
bombastic Jewish businessman Neil Simon wrote.
This is a very funny character, but there’s little humor in Tony
Eisenhower’s portrayal; he’s certainly no patriarch who makes grown sons
tremble.
The rest of Sean Murray’s casting and direction
are commendable. The actors capture the
rate and the tone, if not the intonation, of Simon’s rapid-fire dialogue. Dan Gruber is as slick and pseudo-cool as a
confirmed bachelor can be. And rin Ash
is spot-on as the blonde bimbette with a hilarious hairdo that adds 12 inches
to her height and could be home to a full flock of baby birds.
As the wide-eyed kid brother, the wannabe writer,
Sean Robert Cox is entertainingly nervous and ingenuous, and his physical
comedy is great, though he could lose the lisp and the grimaces he used as The
Elephant Man.
I may have a few quibbles (do I sound like a kvetchy
Jewish mother?), but actually, I got a lot of laughs out of this
production. So, if airheaded,
light-hearted amusement is your cup of theater, have I got a show for you.
©1999 Patté Productions Inc.