"CURTAIN CALLS"
By Pat Launer
09/30/05
Theater variety’s far from sparse:
Music, dance, drama, farce.
“Too Old for the Chorus” pays tribute to
Boomers
“The Scottish Play’s” fraught with
malevolent humors.
“In
And “
While ‘Gypsy’ may take off her clothes,
The spotlight is on Mama Rose.
THE SHOW: “
THE SCOOP:
THE STORY: By this point in her life
and career,
THE PLAYERS: There are nine dancers up
there with her, but this feels like a one-woman show.
THE PRODUCTION: McNally’s script leaves
a great deal out. We don’t actually learn that much about
THE LOCATION: The Old Globe Theatre,
through October 23.
THE BOTTOM LINE: Best Bet (catch it quick, before it goes – directly – to Broadway).
THE CURSE OF ‘MACBETH’
THE SHOW: ‘The Scottish Play,” written by Lee Blessing.
THE SCOOP: To quote “Macbeth,” which
is (peripherally) what this new work is all about,
Blessing’s latest play is full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
THE STORY AND PLAYERS: It’s almost impossible to
believe that this play was written by the same man who gave us “A Walk in the Woods,” “Two Rooms” and
the amusing “Hamlet” sequel, “Fortinbras” (each of which also premiered at the
La Jolla Playhouse). To put it bluntly,
the piece is a mess. The (flimsy, ill-conceived) plot concerns the Northernmost
Shakespeare Festival, a small but persistent company about to celebrate its 30th
anniversary. They’ve done every Bard-work except the one Which Shall Not Be
Named (hence, the euphemistic, superstitious title of this play). The artistic
director, Billy (a very fey, prancing Peter Bartlett) refuses to do “Macbeth,”
because of the long history of calamities and catastrophes that have dogged
productions for 400 years. (Even this one, cursed as it is, was delayed a year
when the new Potiker Theatre wasn’t ready, and the
director and other collaborators were replaced. But what were they doing that
whole year?? So many opportunities to improve this unfunny
farce).
Then
wemeet ambitious, non-superstitious Jack (played by
Jere Burns as just about the only character not given to histrionics, but that,
too, falls by the wayside in the disastrous second act). He agrees with the
producer, Alex (stalwart John C. Vennema) to direct
the Scottish play, pushing Billy aside, which causes the queen-y Billy to turn
into a vindictive bitch. He proceeds to hire Jack’s three ex-wives to play the
witches. The cat-fights (and food fight!) would be funnier if these weren’t all
caricatures: there’s Maud (Susan Knight), the cynical, all-knowing mother of
Jack’s estranged son; whacked-out, pill-popping pseudo-shrink Zita (Rebecca Wisocky) and Eden
(Bridget Regan), the beautiful young ditz-brain. When blizzards, earthquakes,
floods, frogs and other plagues descend, the show is without a Macbeth or his
Lady. The wives want the role of Lady M, and Alex brings in Path Sanderson , a mindless movie star (hunky Erik Heger) to play the title role. Mayhem ensues and escalates,
until Path switches roles and rewrites the script so he can be both star and
hero. It’s now called “Macduff,” at which point the
fictional (and onstage) productions lose all steam – and any point for the play
to be cursed, since it’s no longer theill-fated
‘Macbeth.” There are so many loose plot points it’s pathetic. The performances
are all fine, if over-eager. Everyone is obviously working hard, trying for
laughs, and they just don’t come. Not only that, but with no three-dimensional
characters, only stock cartoonish caricatures, we couldn’t care less about
anyone. There’s a subplot of unrequited love between ever-faithful Pewter
(Diana Ruppe) and Fred (Robert L. Devaney)
which is cute but trite.
THE PRODUCTION: The Potiker
Theatre works great as a thrust stage. The sets (Judy Gailen)
are attractive, and make a dramatic transformation when struck by the final
attack (a tornado, I think; I lost track of the cataclysms). The lighting
(Daniel Kotlowitz) and sound (David Remedios) are well executed. Most interesting is the
original music, composed by Michael Roth and performed by Morris S. Palter.
It’s a screechy, eerie, supernatural, witchy kind of sound and noise-making
that’s fascinating to watch (a lot more interesting than a lot of what’s going
on onstage). Melia Bensussen’s
direction is frenetic; there’s a lot of activity, but after awhile, it all
feels repetitive (like the script) and uninspired.
THE LOCATION:
BOOMER OR BUST
THE SHOW: ‘Too Old for the Chorus, But Not Too Old To Be a Star,” written by
Mark Winkler, Marie Cain and Shelly Markham, further developed (for this
THE SCOOP: Just when you thought
you’d heard everything there was to know about those ubiquitous Baby Boomers,
here they are again, kvetching and singing.
You could call this “Boomers” (the Lamb’s oft-repeated musical): The
Post-50 Sequel. The new revue doesn’t cover much new territory, but it tells
its tales of being Invisible/Invincible with talent and pizzazz.
THE STORY: Boomers are getting older.
They get that dread letter from AARP. Their spouses leave them, their kids go
off to college, they’ve hit a stained-glass ceiling.
No plot to speak of. Just a humorous, musical cataloguing of problems and
complaints, with a rosy, upbeat ending about rediscovering yourself and
realizing that you have ‘Potential.’
THE PLAYERS: The cast of five is
terrific; each brings warmth, heart and humor to a thoroughly recognizable
character. Steve Anthony is the hoofer who no longer gets callbacks. He shows
his comic chops (‘Lunch Hour Lift’) and does some great dancing (‘When 50 Wore
a Tux’). Brian Byers is the Rhodes Scholar, summa cum laude wunderkind who’s
now a techno-troglodyte working for a boss half his age. His father-son duet
with the appealing if less-buff David Holmes (‘The Child is Father to the Man’)
is touching. And Holmes gives a clever spin to aging as measured in pets (‘Dog
Passages’). Susan Jordan is bouncy and funny, especially in her several
menopausal moments. She’s the wife who’s been left behind, but is determined to
re-invent herself. With her whiskey voice and weathered look, Broadway vet Teri
Ralston gets the more serious songs, the ballads about ‘The Road Not Taken.’
You feel you’ve heard it all before, and yet, the performers are so engaging,
and their characters so familiar, it’s as warm and fuzzy and comfortable as an
old robe to spend an evening with them.
THE PRODUCTION: Paula Kalustian has
directed with verve. And though there isn’t quite enough choreography (Steve
Anthony) what there is looks clever, if not intricate (except for what Anthony
created for his own dance solos).
THE LOCATION: The Theatre in
BEATEN-DOWN BAR-FLIES
THE SHOW: “In
THE SCOOP: If “Too Old for the
Chorus” is too frisky for you, here’s something guaranteed to bring you down. A
bar-full of losers and deadbeats, alkies and crack-heads, come together in
pairs and trios to curse fate and each other. The performances are uniformly
excellent, but this one won’t send you out whistling. It paints a
sad picture of a run-down dreamland inhabited by drunks and punks, which is
about to be upgraded, or Disneyfied, thanks to the
efforts of former New York Mayor Giuliani.
THE STORY: The denizens of Jake’s Bar
will cry, scream, swear, berate, delude and dissolve – and some will even die –
before they realize that they’re about to lose the only refuge most of them
have – this seedy, grungy Hell’s Kitchen haven they call home. Money, dignity
and life expectancy are short. Weapons are at the ready; drugs and prostitution
are the activities du jour. The
THE PLAYERS: Outstanding performances.
Sonya Bender is achingly adorable as the addict/hooker Chickie,
whose nervous, gullible boyfriend, Skank
(beguilingly jumpy Ciceron Altarejos)
promises her a dream-life with his famous-actor friend in
THE PRODUCTION: It’s an incredibly
intense 100 minutes. You want something good to come to somebody. But that
ain’t gonna happen in this neighborhood. Director Al Germani brings all the
requisite darkness, violence and intensity to this bare-bones production. The
focus is on character, on brutal interactions. And on a dim, slim possibility
for reconciliation, if not redemption, at the end.
THE LOCATION: Lynx Performance theatre, Clairemont; through October 23.
BOTTOM LINE: Best Bets
LET ME ENTERTAIN YOU
THE SHOW: “Gypsy,” music by Jule Styne, lyrics by Stephen Sondheim, book by
Arthur Laurents (suggested by the memoirs of Gypsy Rose Lee)
THE SCOOP: Fine but not stellar
production; some excellent performances, but somewhat uneven at the center.
THE STORY: This is one of the Great
American Classics. Ethel Merman defined it, Styne and Sondheim made it sing.
It’s the tale of the ultimate Stage Mother, Mama Rose, who pushes her daughters
to perform, vowing to make first June and then the less-talented Louise, into a
star. But Rose’s insatiable, vicarious ambition stems from unvarnished
narcissism, which demolishes or demoralizes her daughters and destroys her
relationships with men. When Louise becomes the understated stripper, Gypsy
Rose Lee, Mama Rose has her celebrated onstage 11 o’clock breakdown (‘Rose’s
Turn’).
THE PLAYERS: The large cast does
multiple duty. The little kids are adorable (Janie Escalle as Baby June is especially adorable, with a
million-dollar smile). Von Schauer makes a welcome appearance in a number of
surly roles, most funny/sleazy as the kid-hating kid-show host, Uncle Jocko.
Jeff Austin is solid and totally credible as Herbie, the gentle man/mouse who
loves Rose and her girls; but even he has his limits (and a rich, mellow
voice). Jill Townsend is spunky as grown-up Dainty June, and as her main
squeeze,
THE PRODUCTION: Lewis Welkenfield’s direction feels both rushed and sluggish in
the first act; but he really gets his stride in the second. John Charron’s choreography is just right for his cast. Mike
Buckley’s malleable set design employs TV monitors to establish the
frequently-changing locations, which gives a bit of a contemporary spin to this
1959 standard. Ambra Wakefield’s costumes are clever
and often comical. Everything here riffs on the original, and most of it works
just fine. The five-piece ‘orchestra’ is aptly brash (if a little brassy), but
handles this glorious music well.
THE LOCATION: The Welk Resort Theatre,
through November 13.
NEWS AND VIEWS
REP
TO REP!
….The benefit reading of Betsy Howie’s
“Callie’s Tally” at the San Diego Repertory
Theatre was a smashing success. Not
only because the four actors – Linda Libby, Seema Sueko, Karen Robinson and
Carman Vogt – were so skillful and funny. But because it
raised nearly $1100 for the Katrina-destroyed Southern Repertory Theatre,
the only regional theater in
REMINDERS….
….Floyd Gaffney’s Common Ground Theatre opens its
2005-06 season this weekend with “Dancing
with Demons,” by Donald T. Evans, at 6th @ Penn, 9/30-10/16.
… Speaking of 6th @ Penn, the theater
is inaugurating a new series of staged readings of international,
rarely performed classics. The first performance, this Saturday,
October 1st at 4:00pm, will be the hilarious ancient Roman comedy, “Menaechmi,” by Plautus (the basis for
Shakespeare's “Comedy of Errors”). 619-688-9210
..
Nickel and Dimed:
On (Not) Getting by in
…Another
Southern California premiere: “Dear Ella,”
written and directed by Calvin Manson, with music by the Dennis Dawson
Quintet, will play at Caesar’s Café, a presentation of Ira Aldridge Repertory
Players,
….Dr. Robert M. Biter wrote, stars in and co-directs the
local premiere of his award-winning play, “Strangers.”
Biter appears with Sue Oswald and co-director Jennifer Austin, Oct. 7-9 and
13-15 at the
…Hurry
up and register for Many Voices, One
Message: The Challenge to Act, hosted by the Commission for Arts and Culture, on
October 5. For reservations and
information, contact Linda Sokol at
lsokol@sandiego.gov.
NOW, FOR WHAT’S 'NOT
TO BE MISSED!' (i.e., Critic’s Picks);
Last chance to catch all
the Shakespeares!!
(For full reviews, use the Search engine at www.patteproductions.com)
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At the Old Globe,
through October 23.
“In
At Lynx Theatre Performance Space, through October 23.
“Too Old for the Chorus, But Not Too Old To Be a
Star” – if you haven’t had
your fill of menopausal musicals, this is great for a date (the guys remind us
it’s called MENopause). Excellent performances, some cute/clever bits
and songs.
At The Theatre in
“Da Kink in my Hair” – high energy, great talent, gut-wrenching stories
interspersed with singing, dancing and African drumming. This
At San Diego Repertory Theatre, through October 16.
“
At Diversionary Theatre, through October 2.
“Romeo and Juliet” – NCRT director David Ellenstein mines all the humor
and ribaldry in the play. Wonderful ensemble work,
crystalline language.
At North Coast Repertory Theatre, through October 2.
“The Winter’s Tale” – beautifully designed and directed. Director Darko
Tresnjak is a wonder, and he teases outstanding performances from his talented
ensemble.
In repertory on the Globe’s Festival Stage, through October 2.
“Macbeth” – marvelous direction (Paul Mullins), costumes (Linda Cho)
and truly spooky, chilling moments make this “MacB” a
standout.
In repertory on the Globe’s Festival Stage, through October 2.
“The Comedy of Errors” – Director Darko Tresnjak shows his sillier side, with
a farcical, slapstick production that’s precisely directed and humorously
performed.
In repertory on the Globe’s Festival Stage, through October 2.
It’s
October… don’t get spooked; get to a theater!
©2005 Patté
Productions Inc.