"CURTAIN CALLS" #216
By Pat Launer
10/26/07
Though this week has left us bereft and agape,
Some theater may help you to find some escape.
Consider this: The Boys are back
And so’s that un-dead sucker, Drac.
Caliban is acting tribal…
Or get your solace from The Bible.
It’s been a very difficult and harrowing week for
everyone in
The reality of living sometimes comes in without
knocking. These fires barged into all of our lives without any warning and have
left us all stunned. Or
worse. It just didn't seem like a time for theatre these past few
days and so we canceled some performances… But it is the impulse to pull
together and BE together that is the strongest during trying times like this.
We plan to proceed with the two beautiful productions we have up (The Turn of the
Screw and St. Nicholas). It is so important to look these
catastrophes hard in the face and defy them by moving on and living life full
on. The two plays that are up on our stage right now are about telling stories,
and we have had so much first-hand storytelling since these fires erupted.
Stories about what happened to us, stories about what happened to our friends,
stories about our neighborhoods. It's what we do as humans.
Bill and I are evacuees ourselves. We live on the top of our beloved
At this time it is easy for us to feel that perhaps theatre is not essential in
times like these, but we are so wrong to think this. Theatre is the perfect way
to come together as a community. The perfect thing to offer
much needed distraction from an overwhelming barrage of disaster. The
art of theatre IS to celebrate community itself. …Don't let life control you,
get back to it and take control of it.
Big Boys Don’t Cry
THE SHOW: Jersey Boys, the rags-to-riches story of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons, has returned to its birthplace,
THE STORY: Guys singing on
a street corner.
THE PLAYERS/THE PRODUCTION: The show is absolutely
foolproof. Not only is it a juicy story, featuring crime, prison, Mafiosi,
love, death, sex, lies, betrayal and loyalty, the drama is all wrapped up in
terrific pop/rock songs that not only defined the flip-side of an era (this was
the blue-collar crowd, as opposed to the middle-class hippie stoners) but have
become ingrained in the American DNA. Once “Sherry” is sung
(50 minutes into the musical), the momentum is relentless and the show is
irresistible.
San Diegan Steve Gouveia, who started as a
musician in the first,
This Frankie, Christopher Kale Jones, is fine; he
grows on you over the course of the evening. But he’s too tall for Valli (many comments in the smart, excellent script are
made about his diminutive size) and he just doesn’t have the falsetto chops.
He’s weak in the upper ranges, and only fair in his chest voice. Dramatically,
he has the poses but not the deep emotions (though he does the best splits of
the three Frankies I’ve seen). So we don’t weep with
him when his daughter dies of a drug overdose (for all sad moments, Jones
affects a quivering chin) and we aren’t blown away by Frankie’s heart-wrenching
solo comeback, “Can’t Take My Eyes Off You.” But we
still get swept away by the music. The show, as I said, is foolproof.
San Diegan Deven May is
terrific as the swaggering hustler, deVito, who
definitely sounds fuhgeddaboudit
This is pretty much the same production we saw at
the Playhouse. The all-metal, erector-set construction (set
design by Klara Zieglerova),
Roy Lichtenstein-type projections (Michael Clark), the snazzy lighting (Howell
Binkley), sound (Steve Canyon Kennedy) and costumes (Jess Goldstein). No
downsizing for Des. He wanted the whole enchilada on tour. So though it seems
deceptively simple, it’s a 15-truck load-in. The 9-piece band (with May and
Gouveia adding their guitar work) sounds superb, even in the cavernous Civic
Theatre. Some of the story detail and nuance may be missing. But who’ll notice?
The audience is way too busy screaming.
THE LOCATION: Civic Theatre, through
November 11
BOTTOM LINE: BEST BET
THE SHOW: Dracula, the ultimate Gothic horror story, the one that refuses to die. This
adaptation, basedon Bram Stoker’s 1897 novel, is by
Steven Dietz, whose plays, Fiction,
Private Eyes and the harrowing God’s
Country have been seen in
THE STORY: By now, you know it well. An English solicitor,
Jonathan Harker, is called to Transylvania (in
THE PLAYERS/THE PRODUCTION: This is, you should pardon the expression, a
delicious production. It’s actually very scary. Blood flows. A rat is served up
as dinner. A baby is torn apart. Menacing sounds course through the theater,
over your head, under your feet. Your hackles (wherever they may be) are
repeatedly raised. This one’s not played for camp or humor (though some
audience members, perhaps discomfited, persisted in laughing at inappropriate
moments). This is serious stuff, played as straight, creepy, chilling drama.
And with a crackerjack cast, under the precise direction of Polish-born,
L.A.-based Christopher Vened, an expert in mime and
physical movement, the production is outstanding. The sound design alone (by
UCSD MFA student Chris Luessman) is spine-tingling, a
wild mix of bat-wings and thunderstorms, melodramatic music and howling wolves.
The set (
The
ubiquitous Brenda Dodge is strong and substantial as the sensible Mina, while
Christy Yael is wonderfully wide-eyed as Lucy, sumptuously
given over to sensuality and the dark side.
THE LOCATION: North Coast Repertory
Theatre, through November 18
BOTTOM LINE: BEST BET
In the Beginning….
THE SHOW: The Bible: The Complete
Word of God (Abridged), another whack-job
Creation of those great minimizers with oversized
ideas, the Reduced Shakespeare Company (Adam Long, Reed Martin and Austin Tichenor). The San Diego Rep has presented their Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged) and
THE STORY: It’s all those stories you
first learned in Sunday school, though some of us stopped at Act I (i.e., the
Old Testament). That angry God gives way to a more munificent one in Act II
(the New Testament) but the zaniness never abates onstage. And so goes the
ridiculous retelling of “the greatest story ever accepted as fact.” Each of the
three performers (RSC members, but not the originals/writers of the piece)
proudly proffers his source material: rotund and Noah-obsessed Jerry Kernion used the King James Bible; erudite, supercilious
keyboard-player Michael Faulkner consulted “Isaac Asimov’s Guide to the Bible.”
And ditzy, blond Dominic Conti (who plays most of the females in the Good Book)
did his research on a Children’s illustrated version of the Bible, with only
happy stories (and we all know they’re few and far
between!). By the way, if you fear the wrath of God (or the holy water-pistol),
I’d suggest you not walk in late.
THE PLAYERS/THE PRODUCTION: The three players are funny and versatile, and they create multiple
characters as well as exhibiting their own idiosyncratic personas. They’re
actually most amusing when they’re ad-libbing (they all have impressive improv backgrounds); so, they’re at their best when things
go wrong, which is, perhaps how it should be in a Biblical story. Director Sam
Woodhouse keeps the action aptly antic and frantic. Speed is everything; it can
cover – or at least rush through -- a multitude of sins. Puns abound (“What is myrrh,
anyway?” one of the Wise Men asks. “It’s the Russian Space Station”).
But alas,
there’s nothing in this script that compares to the genius of that survey of
Shakespeare’s histories played as a football game. In fact, a lot of the script
is pretty silly and lame, some of it freely borrowed from sources as diverse as
the Borscht Belt and Mel Brooks movies, not to mention pubescent boys’ locker
rooms (“Eve had an Apple and Adam had a Wang” – an outdated reference even if
it is about computers). Thankfully, the material is
an equal opportunity offender, going after Mormons and pagans as well as
Christians, Muslims and Jews. “Why,” asks the booming offstage Voice of God,
“do all you fundamentalists have no sense of humor?” Why, indeed. But if there
were any fundies in the audience the night I was
there, you’d never know it; everyone was laughing uproariously.
Current
political concerns get into the act, of course, particularly in the Top 10
Rejected Ten Commandments (à la Letterman), which include:
“Thou Shalt not elect a president of inferior
intellect, Thou shalt not take a wide stance in a
public restroom, Thou shalt not bankrupt the City
Pension Fund, and Thou shalt not pander to a local
crowd.” Pander they do, to
locals and to the lowest common denominator. There is a faint hint of the
intelligence behind the RSC’s madcap creations
(“Recite the funniest sections from the Book of Job,” followed by a looong silence), but most of the humor is more
below-the-belt than Bible Belt. Oh, and did I mention
that there’s audience participation, in which the willing, or the forcibly
volunteered (including two critics on opening night) gamely participate in,
among other things, imitating Noah’s paired animals to the tune of “Old
MacDonald.” Oy vey.
To prepare for the evening’s insanity, you’d do
better to brush up on the lyrics of “Jeremiah was a Bullfrog” than the Book of
Jeremiah; that Three Dog Night song even merits a reprise. Sadly, two of the
three performers can’t sing at all (Michael, the musician, is the sole
exception). So when the show ends with a rousing rendition of “That’s
Armageddon!” obviously written to the tune of ‘That’s Entertainment,’ it bears
absolutely no resemblance to the original melody.
But hey! It’s been a tough week in
THE LOCATION: The San Diego
Repertory Theatre, through November 11
Kiwi Caliban
THE SHOW: Caliban’s Island, a new play by
Though the TV show ran for only three seasons
(1964-1967, cancelled at the last minute in favor of “Gunsmoke”),
it continues to be a reference in movies and TV shows, and boasts one of the
most recognizable theme songs in television history (that sea chanty that tells the entire backstory). In fact, it’s been
suggested that more Americans know the theme to ‘Gilligan’s
Anyway, although Weinberg-Harter trimmed the piece
down to 70 manageable minutes, he maintained a good deal of Shakespeare’s
memorable lines and supplemented them with some quotes from Robert Browning’s
poetic soliloquy, “Caliban Upon Setebos,”
a reference to the god worshipped by Sycorax,
Caliban’s witchy mother, in
The Tempest. In this version, which puts Caliban center
stage, the ‘monster’ is played as a Maori, with full body tattoos and the
tongue-sticking behavior of the Haka, a Maori war
dance that features stylized chants, postures and grimaces. These days, the Haka is associated with the
The production, directed by Sandy Hotchkiss Gullans, works best in its less comic moments – in the
hands of formidable and distinguished Tom Haine,
quite imposing as Prospero (something like the Professor of the SS Minnow on
that fateful 3-hour tour). He speaks his lines with majesty, clarity and
conviction. As Caliban,
The set (John Murphy) gives the feel of Caliban’s cave on a tropical island, but there is some
fussily unnecessary re-draping of set-pieces to ‘change’ the locale between
scenes. The use of visible party-favor thunder-makers works well for the storm
at the outset. Surprisingly (or maybe not, since it’s been tried before), the
two stories parallel fairly well, and Weinberg-Harter’s judicious but extensive
cuts to the original still manage to convey the plot quite credibly. The cast
is uneven, but the intention is pure fun, if you’re a not-too-serious Bardolator or a devoted Gilligan groupie.
THE LOCATION: Westminster Theatre in
Pt. Loma (corner Talbot & Canon), through October 28
NEWS AND VIEWS…
***THEATER CANCELLATIONS
THIS WEEKEND***
In deference to those still out of their homes or struggling in the
aftermath of the fires, numerous productions have been canceled,
postponed or changed. For full, frequently updated information, go to the San Diego Performing Arts League website:
www.sandiegoperforms.com/changes.htm.
Here are a few selected
scheduling alterations:
Sledgehammer
Theatre:
Welk Resorts Theatre: The resort
has been evacuated, so future performances of Thoroughly Modern Millie
will likely be affected. Call (888) 802-7469 for more information.
…STILL ON: The Oct. 29 Carlsbad Playreaders presentation of Horton Foote’s 1995
drama, The Young Man from Atlanta, winner of the 1997 Tony Award for
Best Play. 7:30pm at the Dove Library in
..And other
… A
Screw Askew… a Write Out Loud production presented in conjunction with,
and in the spirit of The Turn of the
Screw, currently playing at Cygnet Theatre. This group, founded by Walter
Ritter and Veronica Murphy, intends to “inspire, challenge and entertain by
reading short stories aloud for a live audience.” This round of tales will be
read by Amy Biedel and David Tierney (currently
starring in the Cygnet Screw), Tim
West and Veronica Murphy. 2pm Friday, November 2, at Cygnet Theatre. For
reservations call 619-297-8953.
… The Aspire Playwrights Collective, a group
of seven local playwrights founded by Kristina Meek, presents a staged reading
of a new, full-length play by actor/writer/trapeze artist (!) Kevin Six. Love Negotiated concerns
“fear, denial, love and the fear and denial of love.” Patricia Elmore Costa
directs, and a discussion follows (Come even if you fear and deny love!). 7pm
on Monday, Nov. 19, at the
… Black Storytellers of San Diego presents Tales from the Dark Thirty, a
reference to “that time when it is neither day nor night; when shadows lurk and
play on the mind.” Saturday, November 3, 3:30pm in the Malcolm X Library,
IN OTHER NEWS….
… If you want to hear a little about the ghosties
and ghoulies, zombies and vampires out and about and
on
…Viva Luis!... “The Legacy of Luis Valdez, Father of Chicano Theater,” the
documentary I made with
…Hot Tix:
My weekly theater suggestions are now appearing on KNSD’s What’s Hot webpage: Go to www.nbcsandiego.com,
and click on What’s Hot.
… Writers’/Actors’ Workshop: An all-day
intensive, culminating in evening performances. Sat. Nov. 17, taught by local
writer/director/composer/producer Eric Scot Frydler,
courtesy of New Vision Theatre Company at the
…Teen Musical Theatre Competition: The
J* Company’s
'NOT TO BE
MISSED!' (Pat’s Picks)
Civic Theatre, through
November 11
Dracula – very spooky and scary; a cautionary tale
about taking and relinquishing control. The performances and effects are great!
North Coast Repertory
Theatre, through November 18
The Turn of the Screw and St. Nicholas – a deliciously
ghostly double-bill, excellently performed and sure to leave you wondering (in
the best dramatic way)
Cygnet Theatre, on and
off-nights, through November 11
Humble Boy – a Hamletian man-child, overpowered by his
oversexed mother, grieving for his absent father; quirky characters, delightful
production
The Busy World is Hushed – fathers, faith and family -- a mother-son
and man-to-man confrontation. Wise,
witty, thought provoking and very well done
Diversionary Theatre,
through October 28
A Catered Affair - poignant, touching story, beautifully acted,
well sung, with the music excellently integrated into the dialogue
The Old Globe, through
November 4
Thoroughly Modern Millie -- thoroughly engaging production, with great
singing and dancing
Welk Resort
Theatre, through November 4. NOTE: The Welk Theatre
has been evacuated; call for performance times.
(For full text of all of
Pat’s past reviews, going back to 1990, use the Search engine at
www.patteproductions.com)
This
has been such a stressful and distressing week, you owe it to your loved ones
to haul them off to an evening of escape and entertainment at a local theater.
Pat
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