Center
Stage with Pat Launer on KSDS JAZZ88
THEATER
REVIEW
“THE PIRATES OF
AIRDATE: MARCH 19, 2010
Ahoy, Mateys! Arrrrr ya ready for a little
piracy? Well, climb on-board. These aren’t the Pirates of the
And so it is at the Welk Resorts Theatre,
where there’s as much butt-wiggling as weapon-waving, and
more pelvic thrusts than “The Rocky Horror Show.” Well, you can’t be
expected to play this story straight. Due to a mis-perception,
young Frederic is mistakenly apprenticed to a pirate, instead of a pilot,
indentured until age 21. Now he’s come of age, and he’s anxious to see the
world – and other women besides his 47 year-old nurse, the one who made the
heinous hearing error in the first place. He’s ready to leave the band of
soft-hearted brigands behind. First day out, he falls in love with Mabel, one
of eight daughters of a Modern Major General. In this pared-down version,
though, there are only six daughters. And only three
policemen, who double as pirates. The orchestration and instrumentation
are minimal, too, but the antics are staged to the max – with one exception.
The Policemen, who look aptly like Keystone
Kops, aren’t as ridiculously inept and bumbling as they should be, though they
dance impressively. Their number should be a side-splitting show-stopper. Here,
it’s the only comic element that isn’t over the top. In general, as the
plot gets sillier, so do the shenanigans. The Pirate King convinces Frederic
that, since he was born on leap year, Feb. 29, he’s actually only 5½ years old,
which means he owes the pirates 63 more years of duty. Miraculously – as often
happens in comic opera, the whimsical precursor of musical comedy – everything
turns out right in the end, all the guys get their gals, and Frederic is free.
The principals in this production are
first-rate.
Director/choreographer Ray Limon keeps it
all lively, flashy and campy, which works fine for 19th century
comic operas -- and 21st century pirates.
“Ring Round the
Moon” runs through May 2 at the Welk Resorts Theatre in
©2010 PAT LAUNER